The Simpsons (TV Series)

Home Sweet Home-Dum-Diddly Doodily (1995)

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson

Quotes 

• [Homer and Marge are relaxing in a sauna] 

  Marge Simpson : This is so relaxing. Homie, this was a wonderful idea.

  Homer : [chuckling]  Yeah. If that mafia guy weren't staring at us, I'd take off my towel.

  Don Vittorio : Oh, don't mind me. Look, I do it first!

• [as the Simpson family, who are finally together again, are about to leave the Springfield river] 

  Marge Simpson : So what was it like at the Flanders' house?

  Homer : Yeah, gimme all the dirt.

  Lisa Simpson : Let's see. Dirt... dirt... well, there wasn't really much dirt.

  Bart : There was a bunch of old paint cans in the garage, though.

  Homer : [laughs scoffingly]  Old painty-can Ned.

  [the family also laugh] 

  Homer : I always knew he'd keep his old cans of paint!

  Marge Simpson : How do you like that!

• Marge Simpson : Can you see them?

  Homer : I can see Lisa. But it might be a starfish.