The Simpsons (TV Series)

Home Sweet Home-Dum-Diddly Doodily (1995)

Harry Shearer: Bentley Salesman, Principal Skinner, TV Announcer, Ned Flanders, Scratchy, Flub, Reverend Lovejoy

Quotes 

• Reverend Lovejoy : Ned, have you considered any of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same.

• Bart : Wow Dad, you took a baptismal for me. How do you feel?

  Homer : Oh Bartholomew, I feel like St. Augustine of Hippo after his conversion by Ambrose of Milan.

  Ned Flanders : Wait! Homer, what did you just say?

  Homer : I said shut your ugly face, Flanders!

• Ned Flanders : Until this, I never thought Homer and Marge were bad parents, but now I know you kids need a less hellbound family!

  Maude Flanders : Just sit back, and before you know it, you'll be part of the Flanders flock.

  Bart : Ha ha! You're going to be Lisa Flanders!

  Lisa Simpson : You're going to be "Bart" Flanders.

  [Bart screams] 

  Maude Flanders : Oh, relax, Bart. Your sister Maggie isn't scared.

  Bart : That's because she can't talk.

  Maggie Simpson : [as she pulls her pacifier out]  Daddily doodily!

  [Maggie then turns her head around and looks at Bart and Lisa] 

• [Skinner watches as Willie burns Bart's lice-infested clothes] 

  Groundskeeper Willie : See you in hell, you wingless bloodsuckers!

  Principal Skinner : What kind of parents would permit such a lapse in scalpal hygiene?

  Groundskeeper Willie : Well, you better check out his sister. She could be rife with them bugs too!

• [on Bart and Lisa receiving lice] 

  Principal Skinner : Sweet Georgia Brown! Something is rotten at the Simpson house.

  [he dials a phone number, and a minute later, a van from the Springfield child protection agency speeds toward the Simpsons' street]