The Simpsons (TV Series)

Homer the Great (1995)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson

Quotes 

• Marge Simpson : Kids can be so cruel.

  Bart Simpson : [walking by]  We can? Thanks Mom!

  [runs off] 

  Lisa Simpson : Ow, cut it out Bart!

• Grampa : I'm a member!

  Homer : Huh?

  Grampa : What?

  Homer : What?

  Grampa : Huh?

  Lisa : You're a member of the Stonecutters, Grampa?

  Grampa : Oh, sure. Let's see...

  [starts going through the cards in his wallet] 

  Grampa : I'm an elk, a Mason, a communist. I'm the president of the Gay and Lesbian Alliance for some reason. Ah, here it is. The Stonecutters.

  Homer : This is it! My ticket in: they have to let me in if I'm the son of a member. I'll take this communist one too.

• Homer : I'd give anything to get into the Stonecutters.

  Lisa : What do they do there, Dad?

  Grampa : I'm a member -

  Homer : What do they do? What *don't* they do?

  [laughs] 

  Homer : Oh, they do so many things they never stop. Oh, the things they do there, my stars.

  Lisa : You don't know what they do there, do you?

  Homer : Not as such, no.