The Simpsons (TV Series)

Homer vs. the 18th Amendment (1997)

Harry Shearer: Ned Flanders, Kent Brockman, Dr. Hibbert, Lenny, Eddie, Duff CEO, Drunk #1, Drunk #3

Quotes 

• Quimby's Aide : Election in November. Election in November.

  Mayor Quimby : AGAIN? This stupid country.

• Kent Brockman : Ladies and gentlemen, what you are seeing is a total disregard for the things St. Patrick's Day stand for. All this drinking, violence, destruction of property. Are these the things we think of when we think of the Irish?

• Rex Banner : Are you the Beer Baron?

  Ned Flanders : Well, if you're talking about root beer, I plead guilt-diddily-ildly as char-didily-arged.

  Rex Banner : He's not the Baron, but he sounds drunk. Take him in.

  [Lou and Eddie arrest Ned] 

• Kent Brockman : Top of the morning to ye on this gray, grizzly afternoon. Kent O'Brockman live on Main Street, where today everyone is a little bit Irish, except, of course, for the gays and the Italians.

• Kent Brockman : "What are you lookin' at?" - the innocent words of a drunken child.