The Simpsons (TV Series)
Insane Clown Poppy (2000)
Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson
Quotes
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Marge : So, Mr. King, what tale of horror and the macabre are you working on now?
Stephen King : Oh, I don't feel like writing horror right now.
Marge : Oh, that's too bad.
Stephen King : I'm working on a biography of Benjamin Franklin. He's a fascinating man. He discovered electricity, and used it to torture children and green mountain men. And that key he tied to the end of a kite? It opened the gates of HELL!
Marge : Well, let me know when you get back to horror.
Stephen King : Will do.
[writes down a note: CALL MARGE RE: HORROR]
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Homer : Dear Lord, bless this humble meal. And did you hear about Krusty?
[laughing]
Homer : Whoo, man. I mean, I knew he was a player, but, jeez, a kid?
Marge : Homer, that's not a prayer. That's gossip.
Homer : Fine, I'll just discuss heavenly matters. So, how's Maude Flanders doing up there? Is she playing the field? Ooh, yeah, really? All those guys?
[seeing the family staring in mortification]
Homer : Amen.
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Dr. Nick Riviera : With my diet, you can eat all you want any time you want.
Marge : And you lose weight?
Dr. Nick Riviera : Uh, you might. It's a free country.
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Marge : Look, Maggie, Christopher Walken's reading "Good Night, Moon."
Christopher Walken : [reading to a group of children] Good night, room. Good night, moon. Good night, cow jumping over the moon.
[freaked out, the children scooch away from him]
Christopher Walken : Please, children, scooch closer. Don't make me tell you again about the scooching. You in the red, chop-chop.
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Homer : [stuffing a watermelon with fireworks] This watermelon won't know what hit it.
Bart Simpson : I love our Tuesdays together, Dad.
[he lights the fuse, and they take cover to watch it explode]
Marge : [sticking her head out the kitchen window with melon bits in her hair] Don't you two have a list of chores to do?
Bart Simpson : Hey, we just took care of that dangerous melon that was threatening our garden.
Homer : Yeah, we're heroes. But where's our parade?
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Homer : [trying to open a stuck drawer] Oh, it's hopeless.
Bart Simpson : [holding up a firecracker] Or is it?
Homer : Yeah, it's hopeless.
Bart Simpson : [more emphatically] I said, "or is it?"
Homer : I said, it's...
[seeing what he means]
Homer : Oh.
Marge : [just as he's about to light it] Homer, what are you doing?
Homer : Listen, do you want the job done right or do you want it done fast?
Marge : Well, like all Americans, fast, but...
Bart Simpson : [lighting the fuse] Clear!
[the explosion blows the drawer out]
Marge : [putting it back in and testing opening and closing it] Hmm. Well, you can't argue with results.