The Simpsons (TV Series)
Insane Clown Poppy (2000)
Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Kearney
Quotes
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Bart Simpson : [sees an exhibit of the famous Dummies books] Ah, finally, some books for today's busy idiots. "Network Programming for Dummies". "Christianity for Dummies". "Moby Dick"? "Call me Ishmael, dummy." How did you write all these books?
Dummies author : Duh, I don't know. Me got to go to the bank now.
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Krusty : [at a book signing] Name?
Bart Simpson : Hey, it's me, Bart.
[Krusty stares confused]
Bart Simpson : Your biggest fan.
Krusty : Hey, good for you, 'cause I wanna... know that all my fans are all...
[he mumbles under his breath]
Bart Simpson : [looking at the autograph] "K the C"?
Krusty : Hey, this pen's gotta last me all day. Now, if you could...
[ushering him out of the way]
Krusty : Up, bup, bup, bup, bup. Yeah.
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Homer : [stuffing a watermelon with fireworks] This watermelon won't know what hit it.
Bart Simpson : I love our Tuesdays together, Dad.
[he lights the fuse, and they take cover to watch it explode]
Marge : [sticking her head out the kitchen window with melon bits in her hair] Don't you two have a list of chores to do?
Bart Simpson : Hey, we just took care of that dangerous melon that was threatening our garden.
Homer : Yeah, we're heroes. But where's our parade?
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Homer : [trying to open a stuck drawer] Oh, it's hopeless.
Bart Simpson : [holding up a firecracker] Or is it?
Homer : Yeah, it's hopeless.
Bart Simpson : [more emphatically] I said, "or is it?"
Homer : I said, it's...
[seeing what he means]
Homer : Oh.
Marge : [just as he's about to light it] Homer, what are you doing?
Homer : Listen, do you want the job done right or do you want it done fast?
Marge : Well, like all Americans, fast, but...
Bart Simpson : [lighting the fuse] Clear!
[the explosion blows the drawer out]
Marge : [putting it back in and testing opening and closing it] Hmm. Well, you can't argue with results.