The Simpsons (TV Series)

Itchy & Scratchy & Marge (1990)

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson, Cartoon Squirrel

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Quotes 

• [Marge's plan to get "Itchy and Scratchy" off the air backfires] 

  Marge : I guess one person *can* make a difference... but most of the time they probably shouldn't.

• Roger Meyers Jr. : Take a letter, Miss White. Dear valued viewer, thank you for taking an interest in the Itchy and Scratchy program. Enclosed is a personally autographed photo of America's favorite cat and mouse team to add to your collection. In regards to your specific comments about the show, our research indicates that one person cannot make a difference, no matter how big a screwball she is, so let me close by saying...

  Marge : [reading the letter]  And the horse I rode in on?

  [crumples the letter] 

  Marge : I'll show them what one screwball can do!

• Kent Brockman : Aren't you Marge Simpson, the whacko?

  Marge : Ummm, yes and no.

• Stupid Squrrial : Don't do that! Don't do that!

  Stupid Squrrial : Hey! Don't do that!

  [ITchy smacks her head off like a baseball with a baseball bat]