- [Ned is asked to join in a game]
- Ned Flanders: Sports on a Sunday? I'd better talk it over with Reverend Lovejo...
- Reverned Lovejoy: Just play the damn game, Ned
- Sherpa #1: Brad and Neil were quite insistent you not die.
- Sherpa #2: Frankly we don't care.
- Homer Simpson: I'm going to climb this entire mountain on my own!
- Sherpa #1: Then technically, shouldn't you go back down and start all over?
- [In a movie, Rainier Wolfcastle breaks someone's neck]
- Marge Simpson: That's what I call Break-Neck Speed.
- Bart Simpson: Mom, a man just died.
- [Marge groans in embarrassment]
- Homer Simpson: Don't you have anything healthy here?
- Shopkeeper: Oh, well, we do have some low-salt candy bars. And some reduced-fat soda. And our beef jerky is now nearly rectum-free.