The Simpsons (TV Series)

Lisa the Beauty Queen (1992)

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson

Quotes 

• Homer : Hey, nobody's prettier than my little girl.

  Marge : You're looking at her through a father's eyes.

  Homer : Well if I could gouge out somebody else's eyes and shove them into my sockets, I would, but to me she's beautiful.

  Marge : That is so sweet.

• [after Lisa loses the pageant, the family is watching the winner being crowned; it starts to rain] 

  Marge : Oh, dear. It would be such a shame if that pretty dress got wet.

  Lisa : I'd say the bigger danger is her sceptre acting as a lightning rod. Unless it's made out of plastic.

  [BOOM!] 

  Bart Simpson : Nope, metal.

• Homer : [saluting a group of marching, uniformed men]  Bless you boys.

  Marge : Homer, those are ice cream men.

  Homer : [wipes away a tear]  I know!