The Simpsons (TV Series)
Marge Be Not Proud (1995)
Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Gavin, Nelson Muntz
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Quotes
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Nelson Muntz : Shoplifting is victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark.
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Bart Simpson : Buy me "Bonestorm" or go to hell!
Marge Simpson : Bart!
Homer Simpson : Young man, in this house, we use a little word called "please".
Bart Simpson : It's the coolest video game ever!
Marge Simpson : I'm sorry, honey, but those games cost up to and including $70. And they're violent, and they distract you from your schoolwork.
Bart Simpson : Those are all good points, but the problem is, they don't result in me getting the game.
Homer Simpson : I know how you feel, Bart. When I was your age, I wanted an electric football game more than anything in the world. And my parents bought it for me, and it was the happiest day of my life.
[pause]
Homer Simpson : Well, good night.
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Homer : Stealing! How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those "Police Academy" movies, for fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing. Did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects.
[makes some sound effects and laughs to himself]
Homer : Where was I? Oh, yeah: stay out of my booze.
Bart Simpson : Mom, I'm really sorry.
Marge Simpson : [in an emotionless tone] I know you are.
Bart Simpson : Is there anything I can do?
Marge Simpson : I don't know.
[pause]
Marge Simpson : Why don't you go to bed?
Bart Simpson : Okay.
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Don Brodka : Hey, kid; one more thing. If you ever set foot in this store again, you'll be spending Christmas in juvenile hall. Capisce?
[Bart looks confused]
Don Brodka : Well, do you understand?
Bart Simpson : Everything except "capisce".
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Bart Simpson : You guys made a snowman family?
Homer Simpson : Check it out, boy! It's like looking into a living snow mirror.
Bart Simpson : Why didn't you wait for me?
Marge Simpson : I didn't think you'd mind. I figured you were getting a little too old for this. But you can still make one. There's some snow left under the car!
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Gavin's Mom : Gavin, don't you already have this game?
Gavin : No, Mom, you idiot! I have "Bloodstorm", and "Bone Squad", and "Bloodstorm II", stupid.
Gavin's Mom : Oh, I'm sorry, honey. We'll take a "Bonestorm".
Gavin : Get two. I'm not sharing with Katelyn!
[the employee gets two copies of the same game]
Bart Simpson : That must be the happiest kid in the world.
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Gavin's Mom : [after seeing Bart get escorted by the security guard] That boy's parents made some terrible mistakes!
Gavin : Shut up, Mom!
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Bart Simpson : [while Bart and Lisa are brushing their teeth] Man, I thought Mom was going to scream me stupid. She didn't even raise her voice.
Lisa Simpson : I admit I haven't known Mom as long as you have, but I know when she's really upset. Her heart won't just wipe clean like this bathroom countertop; it absorbs everything that touches it, like this bathroom rug.
Bart Simpson : [looks at the rug] Really? You think this might be one of those forever-type things?
Lisa Simpson : [with her mouth full of toothpaste] I don't know.
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[the family are heading to the mall for photos, but Bart is wearing a disguise]
Marge Simpson : What's the matter with your face? Is that a fake nose? Are you wearing chin putty?
[Bart is shown to be wearing an aviator cap and sunglasses aside from the putty]
Bart Simpson : [abrasive] I don't have to listen to these wild allegations!
[His fake nose falls off and is eaten by Santa's Littler Helper. Marge takes off the rest of his disguise]
Marge Simpson : Please, Bart; no more pranks. It would mean so much to me if we could have just *one* nice family photo.
[She gestures to a trio of family photos. The rest of the family looks normal in each of them, but in the first, Bart is cross-eyed and sticking his tongue out; in the second, he's wearing a black square moustache and saluting; in the third, he's holding a speech bubble next to Homer, which reads "I stink!"]
Homer : [looking at the last photo] Hey! I don't remember saying that.