The Simpsons (TV Series)

Marge Simpson in: 'Screaming Yellow Honkers' (1999)

Harry Shearer: Principal Skinner, Lenny, Reverend Lovejoy, Judge, Eddie, Prisoner, Kent Brockman

Quotes 

• Chalmers : Well, Seymour, it seems we've put together a baseball team, and I'm wondering, who's on first, eh?

  Principal Skinner : Not the pronoun, but rather a player with the unlikely name of "Who" is on first.

  Chalmers : Well that's just great, Seymour. We've been out here six seconds and you've already managed to blow the routine.

  [Chalmers storms off] 

  Chalmers : [muttering under his breath]  Sexless freak.

• Judge : [from road rage video]  I sentence you to kiss my ass!

• Chief Wiggum : [Eddie walks into the road rage class in a bear costume]  Why, it's Curtis E. Bear--the Courtesy Bear!

  Eddie : [briefly dances and hums] 

  Chief Wiggum : For the next three hours, this bear will take your verbal and physical abuse with good nature and aplomb. So, if you'll all just grab one of these two-by-fours...

  Eddie : Uh, Chief, can I at least shield my crotch?

  Chief Wiggum : Bears can't talk, Eddie.