The Simpsons (TV Series)

Marge in Chains (1993)

Harry Shearer: Man in Pool, Doggy Doorman, Japanese Worker #2, Principal Skinner, Kent Brockman, Otto, Scratchy, Steel Drum Player, Mr. Burns, Dr. Hibbert, Ned Flanders, Sanjay, Judge Snyder, Bailiff, Prison Warden, Ranger, Man in Crowd #1

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Quotes 

• Lionel Hutz : And so ladies and gentlemen of the jury. I rest my case.

  Judge Snyder : Hmm. Mr Hutz. Do you know you're not wearing any pants?

  Lionel Hutz : I... Ahh!

  [David Crosby shakes his head in shame] 

  Lionel Hutz : I move for a 'bad court thingy'.

  Judge Snyder : You mean a mistrial?

  Lionel Hutz : Yeah! That's why you're the 'judge' and I'm the 'law talking guy?'

  Judge Snyder : The lawyer?

  Lionel Hutz : Right.

• Mr. Burns : [opens his germ-free chamber and sees Homer in it, eating a sandwich]  Who the devil are you?

  Homer's Brain : Don't panic. Just come up with a good story.

  Homer : My name is Mr. Burns.

  Homer's Brain : D'oh!

• Ned Flanders : Oh, the network slogan is true. Watch FOX and be damned for all eternity.

• Crowd : We need a cure! We need a cure!

  Dr. Hibbert : Why, the only cure is bed rest. Anything I give you would only be a placebo.

  Woman in Crowd : Where do we get these placebos?

  Man : Maybe there's some in this truck!

  [the panicky crowd push over a truck, boxes labeled "danger killer bees" break open, the bees go everywhere and everyone panics, one man puts a bee in his mouth] 

  Man : I'm cured! I mean, ouch!

• Judge Snyder : [he has been given a fake verdict by Hutz who listens nearby]  This verdict is written on a cocktail napkin! And it still says "guilty!" And "guilty" is spelled wrong!

  [Hutz squeaks in shock] 

• Mayor Quimby : I give you our 39th President, Jimmy Carter!

  [reveals a statue of Jimmy Carter] 

  Man in Crowd #1 : Aww c'mon!

  Droopy-Voiced Man : He's history's greatest monster!