The Simpsons (TV Series)

Marge on the Lam (1993)

Phil Hartman: Lionel Hutz, Troy McClure

Quotes 

• Lionel Hutz : Mr. Simpson, I was just going through your garbage and I couldn't help overhearing that you need a babysitter! Of course, being a highly-skilled attorney, my fee is $175 an hour.

  Homer : We pay $8 for the night, and you can take two popsicles out of the freezer.

  Lionel Hutz : Three.

  Homer : Two.

  Lionel Hutz : Okay, two. And I get to keep this old birdcage!

  Homer : Done!

  Lionel Hutz : [straightens his tie]  Still got it!

• Bart : Hey, it's morning and Mom and Dad aren't home.

  Lisa Simpson : Don't worry. Mr. Hutz is still here to take care of us.

  [nudges Lionel Hutz, who gasps and pulls out a knife] 

  Lionel Hutz : DON'T TOUCH MY STUFF!

  [realizes where he is, and chuckles nervously] 

  Lionel Hutz : Hey, this isn't the YMCA.

• Lisa Simpson : Mr. Hutz, why are you burning all of your personal papers?

  Lionel Hutz : As of this moment, Lionel Hutz no longer exists. Say hello to Miguel Sanchez!

• Troy McClure : What the hell? Oh, we got a call.