The Simpsons (TV Series)

Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington (2003)

Harry Shearer: Charles Montgomery Burns, Dr. Hibbert, Bob Dole, Rainier Wolfcastle, Ned Flanders, Kent Brockman, 'Three Stooges' Announcer, Curly IV, Horace Wilcox, Channel 6 Announcer, Currency Committee Chairman, Committee Chariman Hayes, Speaker of the House

Quotes 

• Kent Brockman : [Doing a live newscast]  How can I prove that we're live? Penis.

• Krusty the Clown : Uh, just one thing. Are you guys any good at covering up any youthful and middle-aged indiscretions?

  Mr. Burns : Are these indiscretions romantic, financial, or treasonous?

  Krusty the Clown : A Russian hooker. You tell me.

  Mr. Burns : Oh, no problem. We'll say you were on a fact-finding mission.

  Krusty the Clown : I did find out one fact. She was a guy.