The Simpsons (TV Series)
New Kids on the Blecch (2001)
Hank Azaria: Moe Szyslak, Chief Wiggum, Comic Book Guy, Runner #1, Smash, Commander, Writer #1
Quotes
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MAD Writer : [the writers of MAD Magazine are in conference] Why don't we call it "Everybody Hates Raymond"?
[Everyone laughs]
MAD Chairman : Well, we stayed up all night, but it was worth it.
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Admiral : The new administration is shutting down Project Boy Band.
Smash : Shutting it down? Permission to say that's crazy, sir?
Admiral : You won't say it's crazy when you see next week's issue of MAD magazine.
Smash : [seeing the boys in a toilet bowl being flushed by Alfred E. Nueman with the tagline "We Flush the Potty Posse"] Oh, dear God.
Admiral : When this satirical bombshell hits the stands tomorrow, your band will have as much recruiting power as a wax apple.
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Lisa Simpson : How could you soil the good name of Star Blitzzz Promotions?
Smash : Oh, come on, Lisa. We've always used pop stars to recruit people, going back to Elvis. Then there was "Sgt. Pepper's," the Captain & Tennile, and the KISS Army.
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Smash : Bart, I want you to meet and greet the other members of the Party Posse. He's smart, he's soulful, he's Milhouse!
Milhouse Van Houten : What up, G Money?
Smash : Next, he'll break your nose, your glasses, and your heart, Nelson.
Bart Simpson : Wait, these are just guys from school. Who's next, Ralph Wiggum?
Ralph Wiggum : [spinning in his chair] Whee! I'm a pop sensation.
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Comic Book Guy : No one can outrun the Flash.
[getting stuck in an open manhole]
Comic Book Guy : Curses. One of my super-foes has set a trap for me.
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Bart Simpson : Who are you?
Smash : Oh, you'll find out in due time.
Bart Simpson : [seeing the placard on the rear-view mirror] Well, it says here your name is L.T. Smash.
Smash : The time has come. I'm L.T. Smash.
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Smash : Well, boys, the Party Posse is over, but at least I saved you from a public spoofing.
Bart Simpson : [the MAD cover flutters to the ground] Aw, man! We could have been on the cover of MAD.
Nelson Muntz : They called me "Smelson." Haw-hah!
Homer Simpson : [laughing with the boys] Smelson. It's funny 'cause you smell.
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Smash : Okay, your tunes are fly, and your threads are dope. All that's left is the singing.
Bart Simpson : [reading the lyrics] "Party Posse, we rule the earth. The greatest band since music's birth"?
Nelson Muntz : Isn't this song a little boastful?
Milhouse Van Houten : No one told me there was gonna be boasting.
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Bart Simpson : [cheating to win the Springfield Marathon] Grazie, Springfield!
[a crow steals his fake mustache]
Runner #1 : He's a phony!
Runner #2 : Lousy cheater!
Sideshow Mel : I demand a re-race!
Moe Szyslak : I got a better idea. Let's have a fun run on his trachea.