The Simpsons (TV Series)

New Kids on the Blecch (2001)

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson

Quotes 

• Homer Simpson : Marge, after a lot of thought, I've decided to run the Springfield marathon.

  Marge Simpson : Oh, please. You get exhausted watching "The Twilight Zone" marathon.

  [laughs] 

  Marge Simpson : I'm a regular Billy Crystal!

  Bart Simpson : You got that right.

  Lisa Simpson : Well, dad, I think running's good exercise. It adds years to your life.

  Homer Simpson : Stay out of this, Lisa.

• Marge Simpson : [When L.T. Smash wants Bart to join his boy band]  Now hold on. I have some concerns.

  Bart Simpson : Please, Mom. My dream is to be a rock star!

  Homer Simpson : And my dream is to get rid of Bart.

  Marge Simpson : But...

  Homer Simpson : How many lives must you ruin?

  Marge Simpson : Oh, okay.

• Marge Simpson : [watching the marathon]  Hey, Grandpa's running!

  Lisa Simpson : That's not Grandpa. Dad's just dehydrated.

• Lisa Simpson : Mom, can't Bart get his massage somewhere else?

  Marge Simpson : Don't be selfish, Lisa.

  Homer Simpson : Will you two shut up? I'm missing precious VJ prattle.

• Homer Simpson : Wait a minute. Bart's band is brainwashing kids with subliminal messages? That's pretty far-fetched, Lisa.

  Marge Simpson : Are you sure someone hasn't been bitten by the jealousy bug?

  Homer Simpson : [trying to be playful]  Here comes the jealousy bug! Gonna get you!

  Lisa Simpson : Hey!

  Homer Simpson : Gonna get you!

  Lisa Simpson : Hey! Cut it out. You're a grown man.

  Homer Simpson : [with a gasp, he starts to pout]  I wanna go home now.

  Marge Simpson : Nobody's going home. We're going to see Bart's concert.

  Lisa Simpson : An aircraft carrier? Oh, that's subtle.

• Marge Simpson : [to L.T. Smash]  Thank you so much for saving our son from that murderous mob.

  L.T Smash : Well, thank you for letting me chill in your crib.

  Homer Simpson : And thank you for assuming we're hip.