The Simpsons (TV Series)

New Kids on the Blecch (2001)

Harry Shearer: Montgomery Burns, Waylon Smithers, Announcer, Kent Brockman, Principal Skinner, Otto, Hippie #2, Admiral, Writer #2

Quotes 

• L.T Smash : [while watching the boy band perform with Principal Skinner]  Man, they're gonna be big, and you stood in their way.

  Principal Skinner : No, I didn't. I even came in early and made orange drink.

  L.T Smash : Orange drink? What, do you live with your mama?

  Principal Skinner : She lives with me.

• MAD Writer : [the writers of MAD Magazine are in conference]  Why don't we call it "Everybody Hates Raymond"?

  [Everyone laughs] 

  MAD Chairman : Well, we stayed up all night, but it was worth it.

• Lisa Simpson : Yvan eht nioj. They keep saying that. Wait, what was that?

  [rewinding and seeing an Uncle Sam recruitment poster] 

  Lisa Simpson : Uncle Sam? Let me play this backwards.

  [doing so, she realizes they're saying "join the navy"] 

  Lisa Simpson : They're recruiting people with subliminal messages!

  [hearing a honk, she looks out the window to see Otto boarding a bus] 

  Lisa Simpson : Otto, what are you doing?

  Otto : I don't know. I just got an urge to join the Navy.

  Lisa Simpson : You're being brainwashed!

  Otto : Yeah, probably. Yvan eht nioj!

• Admiral : The new administration is shutting down Project Boy Band.

  Smash : Shutting it down? Permission to say that's crazy, sir?

  Admiral : You won't say it's crazy when you see next week's issue of MAD magazine.

  Smash : [seeing the boys in a toilet bowl being flushed by Alfred E. Nueman with the tagline "We Flush the Potty Posse"]  Oh, dear God.

  Admiral : When this satirical bombshell hits the stands tomorrow, your band will have as much recruiting power as a wax apple.

• Admiral : Lieutenant Smash!

  Smash : [waking from a daydream and saluting]  Huh? Oh, Admiral.

  Admiral : The hippie fantasy again?

  Smash : They're getting less frequent, sir.

• Bart Simpson : Hello, Springfield! Now here's a song that your Principal Skinner doesn't want us to play.

  Principal Skinner : [the students boo]  That's not true! This assembly was my idea. I like your brand of inoffensive pop rock.

• Kent Brockman : [running commentary on the marathon]  Well, hold the phone, Dora. A new challenger has emerged out of nowhere. He's running on sheer pluck, moxie, and grit, all of which he'll be tested for after the race.

• Montgomery Burns : Faster, rickshaw driver, faster!

  Waylon Smithers : Ow! Sir, the whip isn't helping.

  Montgomery Burns : Silence! You call yourself Chinese?