The Simpsons (TV Series)
Pokey Mom (2001)
Charles Napier: Warden
Quotes
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Warden : Welcome to Waterville State Penitentiary! The contestants you'll see today are actual prisoners on a break, from their telemarketing duties. Now here comes our first outlaw.
Unknown Prisoner : [Gate opens and prisoner on horse comes out] Ye-haw!
[Horse throws him and he lands on his head. Crowd gasps]
Warden : Oooh, doggie. Well, don't feel too bad for him, folks. He's in here for erecting a Nativity Scene on city property.
Marge Simpson : [Crowds boos loudly] There's so much evil in the world.
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Warden : [Prisoner chasing calf on a horse. The Prisoner ropes him and brings him down. He runs over an hogties him then pulls out a knife and holds it to the calf's throat] No, Dilbert, we're not slaughtering the animals!
Prisoner : [Puts away the knife] It's not like that Warden, we was just having a conversation.
[to the calf]
Prisoner : Ain't that right?
[Calf nods and moos uh-huh]