The Simpsons (TV Series)

Radioactive Man (1995)

Pamela Hayden: Milhouse Van Houten

Quotes 

• [after Milhouse has fled the picture, the director and producer are conferencing with an editor] 

  Editor : Thanks to modern editing techniques, we can use existing footage to complete the film without Milhouse!

  [the producer and director stare blankly at him] 

  Editor : [chuckling]  Watch.

  [He plays a rough cut of the footage, which shows Radioactive Man in a cave, surrounded by muscular thugs looking for a fight. He whispers to an unseen Fallout Boy] 

  Radioactive Man : Looks like we're in trouble... Fallout Boy.

  [the scene cuts to a shot of Radioactive Man and Fallout Boy standing in a field] 

  Milhouse Van Houten : Jiminy jillikers, Radioactive Man!

  [the scene returns to the cave] 

  Radioactive Man : We'll have to fight our way out; are you ready?

  [the scene cuts again, this time to a shot of Fallout Boy sitting on a couch at home] 

  Milhouse Van Houten : [beat]  Yes.

  [the scene changes yet again to a shot of Radioactive Man and Fallout Boy fighting aliens on the Moon] 

  Editor : [as the rough cut ends]  Seamless, huh?

  Producer : [beat]  You're fired.

  Editor : And with good cause!

  [Note: this moment is, in fact, recycled footage of the editor from an earlier point in this scene]