The Simpsons (TV Series)

Stark Raving Dad (1991)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson

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Quotes 

• Bart : [Lisa wakes up Bart]  Lisa, it's 6 a.m., what's wrong? Dad died?

  Lisa Simpson : No, no, no, he's fine.

  Bart : Whaddya know, I'm relieved!

• Marge : Bye-Bye, Leon.

  Lisa Simpson : You're a credit to dementia!

• Homer : Lisa, you like homework. Would you fill out this form for me?

  Lisa Simpson : Well, all right - if you listen to the poem I just wrote.

  Homer : D'oh...! Uh, okay.

  Lisa Simpson : "Meditations on Turning Eight," by Lisa Simpson. "I had a cat named Snowball, she died, she died! Mom said she was sleeping, she lied, she lied! Why, oh why is my cat dead? Couldn't that Chrysler hit me instead? I had a hamster named Snuffy, he died!"

  [that's all she wrote, literally] 

  Homer : No deal.