The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Day the Violence Died (1996)

Hank Azaria: Seat Thief, Comic Book Guy, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

Quotes 

• Bart : Cool. I'll give you 10 bucks for that.

  Comic Book Guy : Are you the creator of Hi and Lois? Because you are making me laugh. That drawing is worth exactly seven-hundred and fifty dollars American.

  Bart : It's valuable, huh?

  Comic Book Guy : Ew, your powers of deduction are exceptional. I simply can't allow you to waste them here when there are so many crimes going unsolved at this very moment. Go! Go! For the good of the city!

  Bart : Loser.