- Homer Simpson: Are you a Care Bear?
- Care Bear: [Holding a crowbar] I'm an Intensive Care Bear.
- Homer Simpson: Why would a bear hold a crowbar?
- Care Bear: Eh, I didn't want to get my hands dirty.
- Homer: Wow. Sprawl-Mart has everything, even videos of talking Christian vegetables.
- Cucumber Moses: [zooms in on TV] King Yamses, we will not build your food pyramid. Let my pickles go!
- Homer Simpson: [strangling Bart] Choke on your candor!
- Lisa Simpson: You can strangle Bart, but you can't strangle your humiliation.
- Homer Simpson: It's a deal!