- [Bart and Homer return from a day of pulling con tricks]
- Marge Simpson: There you are, how was the magic act?
- Homer: What in the hell are you talking about?
- [Bart nudges homer]
- Homer: Oh right, the magic! The magic was great, it's really... the way to go.
- Lisa Simpson: How'd you do your act? You left your magic kit here.
- Bart: Or so it would seeeeeeem! Hahaha!
- Homer: [under breath] Suckers!