- Louie: Hey, They's throwin' robots!
- Linguo: They *are* throwing robots.
- Legs: It's disrespecting us. Shut up a'you face!
- Linguo: Shut up *your* face.
- Legs: Whatsa' matta you?
- Louie: You ain't so big.
- Legs: Me an' him are gonna' whack you in the labonza!
- Linguo: Mmmm... Bad... Bad grammar overload! Error! Error!
- [Linguo explodes]
- [Homer is drunk]
- Homer: Have you ever seen that Blue Man Group? Total ripoff of the Smurfs. And the Smurfs, well, they SUCK.
- Chief Wiggum: Your mission is to find the firework smugglers and get them to say something incriminating on this tape.
- [Looks at tape]
- Bart: Hootie and the Blowfish?
- Chief Wiggum: Yeah, it's cheaper than blank tape.
- Chief Wiggum: [Wiggum thinks he's killed Bart and Milhouse, his snitches during a sting operation by blurting out Fat Tony's name over a hidden radio, and then hears what sounds like gunshots] My bad.
- Chief Wiggum: [as he and his men close in on 123 Fake Street, which turned out to be real along] Here we are. 123 Fake Street. The home of Knifey Wifey.
- Lou: Hey, Chief, can I hold my gun sideways? It looks so cool.
- Chief Wiggum: Ah, sure. Whatever you want, birthday boy.
- [Eddie then follows Lou's example and holds his gun sideways too]