- Brenda: [handing her mother a cactus] I got this for you. It doesn't need watering or caring about in any way.
- Sarah O'Connor: [Sarah and Claire are talking about Ruth] I think she hides inside of herself because she's so afraid we'll reject her. So let's don't, okay?
- Nate: [appraising David's allegedly accidental new growth of facial hair] What time's your date?
- David: Who said I have a date?
- [Nate looks skeptical]
- David: Tonight. Dinner.
- Nate: [nods, looks again] Nah, it's a little too soon. The whole "Oops, I didn't know I was sexy" stubble look will actually peak at around... noon tomorrow. Believe me, I've perfected the art. Can you make it drinks after dinner? That'll give you another couple hours.
- Federico Diaz: [after realizing his "macho" cousin is gay] What the fuck?... What the fucking fuck?...