- Col. Steve Austin: The day that I see a murder and don't do anything about it, then this million bucks worth of technology I'm carrying around in my eye isn't worth two cents.
- Col. Steve Austin: [Steve Austin has just purchased a hotdog from Dorsey] Now tell me about Victor Richie.
- Dorsey: Hey...
- [slight stutter]
- Dorsey: I don't have anything to do with him.
- Col. Steve Austin: Come on, Dorsey, I don't want to play games. Now Oscar tells me you've been passing out information since you were in shorts pants.
- Oscar Goldman: First change we'll get, we'll have your bionic eye checked. Maybe the infrared's on the blink.
- Col. Steve Austin: Oscar, I know what I saw.
- Lorin Sandusky: How did you recognize him in the dark like that?
- Col. Steve Austin: Well, I eat a lot of carrots.
- [Oscar almost chokes on his champagne]
- Col. Steve Austin: Oscar, eh, what if the guy I saw killed turned out to be a nobody, what would you really have done?
- Oscar Goldman: Oh, here we go. I don't deal with nobodies, pal.
- Col. Steve Austin: Well, then lets drink to all the nobodies Victor Richie stepped on all these years, huh?
- Oscar Goldman: I'll drink to that.