- Capt. Maggie Beckett: It's got to be sexy, without being blatant. It's got to say: I'm an adult, I'm on my own, I love a good time and have a healthy attitude about sex.
- Dr. Diana Davis: But without saying welcome on board.
- Rembrandt 'Crying Man' Brown: Why don't you and I see if there's a different market for these things?
- Capt. Maggie Beckett: You mean like black market?
- Rembrandt 'Crying Man' Brown: I prefer beige.
- Rembrandt 'Crying Man' Brown: What do any of you know about knockin' over a jewelry store?
- Quinn 'Mallory' Mallory: Well, actually...
- Rembrandt 'Crying Man' Brown: I don't wanna hear it.