South Park (TV Series)

Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride (1997)

Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Pip Pirrup, Jimbo Kern, TV Announcer #1, Jesus, Gay Lion, Second Game Announcer, Man in Crowd #4, Pet-Owner #4

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Quotes 

• Jimbo : Jesus, now I haven't asked you for much, but all we need is one little score. Please? Please, Jesus?

  Jesus : Leave me alone.

• Big Gay Al : Christians and Republicans and Nazis. Oh, my.

• Richard Stamos : [singing]  Loving you is easy 'cause you're beautiful. Do, do, do, dooo...

  [Off key] 

  Richard Stamos : Ah!

  [Off key] 

  Richard Stamos : Ah!

  Jimbo : What the hell? He didn't sing the high F.

  Mr. Herbert Garrison : Richard Stamos can't sing a high F. He always screws it up like this.

  Jimbo : Ned, we are gonna get our asses kicked!

  Mr. Herbert Garrison : [Jeering]  It's obvious where all the talent in that family went!

• Kyle Broflovski : [playing football]  Cartman, you hike me the ball, then somebody run, and I'll throw it at something. Ready?