South Park (TV Series)

Christian Rock Hard (2003)

Adrien Beard: Token Williams

Quotes 

• Token Williams : This Christian album better make as much money as you said it would, tubby!

  Eric Cartman : [to himself]  I'm going to kill you one day, Token.

  Token Williams : What did you say?

  Eric Cartman : Nothing.

• Token : [to Cartman]  Good job, dickhead! We lost the entire audience!

  Cartman : Ah, fuck you Token, you black asshole!

  [Token kicks the crap out of Cartman and leaves him coughing on all fours] 

  Stan : Hmm, guess he got what he deserved.

  Butters : [Standing around Cartman, then after a while he farts on Cartman and gives him the finger]  Fuck you, Eric.

• Eric Cartman : Alright, Token, give me a smooth bass line.

  Token Williams : I don't know how to play bass.

  Eric Cartman : Token, how many times do we have to go through this. You're black. You can play bass.

  Token Williams : I'm getting sick of your stereotypes.

  Eric Cartman : Be as sick as you want. Just gimme a goddamn bass line.

• Eric Cartman : [when Cartman learns he's lost the bet]  God damn it!

  Michael Collins : Oh, please don't take the Lord's name in vain.

  Eric Cartman : Who cares? I lost the bet because you stupid assholes don't give out platinum albums.

  Michael Collins : But you spread the word of the lord. You brought faith in Jesus.

  Eric Cartman : Oh, fuck Jesus!

  Butters Stotch : [afraid the crowd gasps]  Eric, I'm pretty sure that you shouldn't say the F-word about Jesus.

  Token Williams : Yeah, you're gonna hurt the band.

  Eric Cartman : Who fucking cares, Token? I can never beat Kyle now. I'll say it again. Fuck Jesus!

• Eric Cartman : Token, get the bass guitar out of your basement and meet me over at my house.

  Token Williams : We don't have a bass guitar.

  Eric Cartman : Your family's black. There's bound to be a bass guitar on your basement somewhere.