- Prof. Victor Bergman: Sixty year old brandy. I've been saving it for ten years, just waiting for a proper occasion to celebrate. Well, not everybody might think this was a celebration, but it is to me. If ever there was an occasion, this is it.
- Cmdr. John Koenig: To everything that might have been.
- Prof. Victor Bergman: To everything that was.
- Prof. Victor Bergman: [impatiently] Come on, come on...
- Computer Voice: Hypothesis proven. It is your duty to... report this danger... to... the Commander.
- Prof. Victor Bergman: [talking over the computer voice] Yeah, one jump ahead of you, computer.
- Computer Voice: Professor Bergman: Latest equation incorrect. Degrees of cosine adjacent to opposing angle o...
- Prof. Victor Bergman: [switching the computer off in mid-report] I ought to know better than to ask you.