Sports Night (TV Series)

Pilot (1998)

Robert Mailhouse: J.J.

Quotes 

• Isaac : I really gotta admire the way you manhandled my staff this morning, J.J.

  J.J. : Look, Isaac, I have a specific ...

  Isaac : Look... don't take me on.

• J.J. : Can't we find a good-looking 22-year-old American who might actually win?

  Dana Whitaker : Well, if you find him, send him over to my place.

• J.J. : My point is: at the moment, Casey has less on-air charm and charisma then my high school driving instructor. And you know it, Danny. Now I think that the time has come, for you to think about the possibility of another partner.

  Dan Rydell : I'm not gonna do the show with your high school driving instructor, JJ, if that's what you're asking me, okay?