Sports Night (TV Series)
When Something Wicked This Way Comes (1999)
Peter Krause: Casey McCall
Quotes
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Casey McCall : You have a crush on Hillary Clinton.
Dan Rydell : I carry a torch for her, yes.
Casey McCall : You're hot for Mrs. Clinton.
Dan Rydell : Well, who isn't? But in my case it's more than physical. It's cerebral.
Casey McCall : No doubt about it. I think we need to get you a CAT scan. And stat.
Dan Rydell : I would like to have an intelligent, high-minded, right-thinking, socially progressive, impressively pragmatic conversation with Hillary Clinton. Tomorrow morning I shall.
Casey McCall : Shall you?
Dan Rydell : Yes. And she will say, "My goodness. That Dan Rydell is such a bright young boy, so much more than sports scores and highlights. I think I'll make him my gentleman friend."
Casey McCall : Well, then, here's to you Mrs. Robinson.
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Casey McCall : Was there a stripper?
Dana Whitaker : At the party?
Casey McCall : Yeah.
Dana Whitaker : Yes, there was.
Casey McCall : Did he have a better body than me?
Dana Whitaker : Of course he had a better body than you, Casey. He was a professional male stripper.
Casey McCall : You know, let me tell you something. When we're asked, men know how to answer that question.
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Casey McCall : You are about five different kinds of crazy, you know that?
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Dan Rydell : I mixed up! I inverted the definitions of "secular" and "nonsecular"!
Casey McCall : Looks like that might be the case.
Dan Rydell : Hilary Clinton thinks I'm an idiot!
Casey McCall : Either that or a religious bigot.
Dan Rydell : I went to an Ivy League school, Casey.
Casey McCall : A proud day for Dartmouth, Dan.