St. Elsewhere (TV Series)

Cheers (1985)

William Daniels: Dr. Mark Craig

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• Cliff Clavin : So, you three are of the medical persuasion, yeah? Because we all earn our income through the generosity of the federal government perhaps a little free attention is in order here. I got a pain in my arm.

  Dr. Mark Craig : It's probably from slinging back all those mugs of beer all day long. No wonder the mail never gets delivered.

• Carla Tortelli : Hey, hey, hey where ya goin'? I brought you a Shirley Temple.

  Dr. Mark Craig : For your information lady, I'm not drinking because I have a delicate operation to perform in the morning.

  Carla Tortelli : Fitting someone for a body bag?

  Dr. Mark Craig : [to Westphall and Auschlander]  Stiff her but good.

• Dr. Victor Ehrlich : Dr. Craig, you're Episcopalian, is there a minimum income requirement to join?

  Dr. Mark Craig : Will you stop being a moron?

• Dr. Mark Craig : What are you doing?

  Dr. Victor Ehrlich : I'm looking for the messiah.

  Dr. Mark Craig : And I'm beginning to think that you're a 100% certifiable chuckle head.

• Carla Tortelli : What do you want?

  Dr. Mark Craig : I think I'd like something light, maybe you could suggest an aperitif?

  Carla Tortelli : What do I look like? A sommelier?