- Dr. Wayne Fiscus: I don't get it. It's a beautiful spring morning, the birds are chirping, we're off the clock and you're acting like Lady Macbeth.
- Nurse Shirley Daniels: It's no fun reading about yourself in the morning paper. "Family sues St. Eligius, cite wrongful death."
- Dr. Wayne Fiscus: Aw, you're just upset because they spelled your name wrong.
- Nurse Shirley Daniels: I am not.
- Dr. Wayne Fiscus: Yes, you are, 'Shriley'.