St. Elsewhere (TV Series)
Sweet Dreams (1984)
Ed Begley Jr.: Dr. Victor Ehrlich
Quotes
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Dr. Robert Caldwell : This is our last operation together, Victor. I don't want you to assist me anymore.
Dr. Victor Ehrlich : What?
Dr. Robert Caldwell : Look, you're a good surgeon, but ever since I came here, you've been nothing but bad jokes.
Dr. Victor Ehrlich : What do you mean, bad jokes?
Dr. Robert Caldwell : Remember your line about Helen Rosenthal and fun bags?
Dr. Victor Ehrlich : Yeah, that...
Dr. Robert Caldwell : When you're not insensitive, you're offensive. So I have just one suggestion to make. Why don't you do all of mankind a favor? Quit medicine. Take up your true calling, professional phony.
Dr. Victor Ehrlich : Come on, Bob, why do...
Dr. Robert Caldwell : Read my mask, pal. You're out of here.
[Caldwell walks away back to the surgery]
Dr. Victor Ehrlich : All I said was you drink your bath water.