Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (TV Series)

A Simple Investigation (1997)

Rene Auberjonois: Constable Odo

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• Doctor Bashir : You didn't come here to talk to me about women. Did you? Aah! This is about 'Bedroom Eyes', isn't it?

  Odo : Who told you about her? Kira?

  Doctor Bashir : Nope.

  Odo : Dax?

  Doctor Bashir : Actually it was Miles.

• Odo : What do you want me to do again?

  Lt. Commander Jadzia Dax : Save the Queen.

• Odo : Isn't that the woman I was supposed to steal away from Falcon?

  Doctor Bashir : Well, uh... yes, but, um... since you didn't show up...

  Odo : ...you swept her off her feet.

• Arissa : Why are you doing this?

  Odo : Doing what?

  Arissa : Helping me.

  Odo : Why not?

  Arissa : You mean you're just doing this out of the kindness of your heart?

  Odo : I... don't have a heart.

  Arissa : You could have fooled me.

• Odo : I fell in love with a woman who never really existed.

  Arissa : She did exist. She was real. And she loved you. In a way, she still does.

• Arissa : I didn't realize I tripped an alarm.

  Odo : You didn't. You're good.

  Arissa : I still got caught.

  Odo : I've been following you.

  Arissa : I didn't know.

  Odo : I'm good too.

• Odo : Are you waiting for someone?

  Arissa : You. Where have you been all my life?

  Odo : Pardon me?

  Arissa : Isn't that what you were hoping I'd say?

  Odo : It's just that you keep glancing at the door.

  Arissa : I'm waiting for someone.

  Odo : That's all I meant.

  Arissa : Sorry, I thought you had other things on your mind. Must be those bedroom eyes of yours.

• Odo : I've done things in my life I'm not proud of too. You worked for Draim; I worked for the Cardassians. I never had the courage to walk away. You did. I admire that.

• Arissa : I've never been admired for anything other than the way I look.

  Odo : Most people can't see past the surface - especially when what they see is so beautiful.

• Odo : So, did you find anything in Tauvid's locker?

  Arissa : Would you believe me if I said no?

  Odo : Actually, I'd have you strip searched.

  Arissa : That might be fun.