Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (TV Series)
The Siege (1993)
Armin Shimerman: Quark
Quotes
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[Quark is pushing a heavy chest down the access tunnel]
Dr. Julian Bashir : Quark, leave it!
Quark : I can't leave it, it's all that I have. My personal mementos, my family album...
Dr. Julian Bashir : It's full of gold-pressed latinum, and you know it.
Quark : ...Who told you?
Dr. Julian Bashir : Your mother did, the day you were born.
[Quark shoves the chest aside and speed-crawls down the tunnel, until he's nose-to-nose with Bashir]
Quark : Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother! Rule of Acquisition Number 31!
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Quark : My ship... the Rio Grande... my brother's on it; he's got my ticket.
Dr. Julian Bashir : [to Sisko] That ship is full, sir, I checked the list myself, and Quark's name wasn't on it. His brother Rom did go aboard, but he was with a dabo girl.
Quark : [aghast] A dabo girl? What?
Commander Sisko : Looks like he sold your seat.
[smirks smugly]
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[Odo leads Quark into ops]
Odo : He's been brokering seats on the evacuation vessels.
Commander Sisko : Where did you get more seats?
Quark : Everybody always asks the brokers where they get their extra seats; and all I can say, this is my business to find preferred seating for select listed clients...
Commander Sisko : [grabs Quark by his throat] I have got more than 200 people who want to get off this station. Where did you get more seats?
Quark : A few trades... A person here or there who changed his mind about leaving at the sight of a reasonable stipend.
Dr. Julian Bashir : [over comm] Bashir to Commander Sisko.
Commander Sisko : Go ahead.
Dr. Julian Bashir : We're having a bit of a panic at the airlock, sir. Far more passengers than we can handle have shown up, and they all claim to have made arrangements to leave.
Quark : I might have overbooked slightly...
