Superman: The Animated Series (TV Series)

A Little Piece of Home (1996)

Tress MacNeille: Tour Guide, Old Woman, Waitress

Quotes 

• Lois Lane : If only we had some lead.

  Tour Guide : [in Superman's memory]  ... entire civilization was destroyed by systemic metallic poisoning.

  Superman : The cups... they're made of lead.

  [trying to get the cup, Lois is shocked by the security system; to avoid the T-Rex, she crawls across the floor and bumps into the kryptonite on the ground next to her] 

  Lois Lane : Lane squares off. She aims. She shoots...

  [throwing it like a basketball shot, it rolls around the cup's lip and goes in] 

  Lois Lane : Two points!

• Clark Kent : [at the kryptonite display case]  Nothing's happening.

  Old Woman : You were expecting them to dance for you?

  Security Guard : I like the stuff they had in there before.

  Clark Kent : Before?

  Security Guard : Yesterday. They came in this morning and changed the whole display around.

• Waitress : Be with you in a second, sir.

  [as she trips, Clark speeds over, catching both her and her dishes] 

  Waitress : Good catch. So, what'll it be?

  Lois Lane : [coming in]  I'd like the turkey meatloaf, baked potato, no butter, no soup, salad, house dressing on the side. Give the whole thing legs. Sorry, Kent, I'm in a hurry.

  [seeing he doesn't look well] 

  Lois Lane : Say, you don't look so hot.

  Clark Kent : I'm fine. What's the rush?

  Lois Lane : [taking a piece of kryptonite out of her purse]  Take a look at this.

  Clark Kent : [dropping it]  Aah!

  Lois Lane : Careful!

  Clark Kent : I'm sorry. Just clumsy, I guess. What is it?

  Lois Lane : Lex Labs got a hold of some kind of meteor that seems to have the ability to drain Superman's powers. This is just a small sliver. You sure you're not catching something?

  Clark Kent : I'm okay. Really.

  Lois Lane : I'm taking this piece over to S.T.A.R. Labs to let them have a look at it.

  [the waitress brings her order] 

  Lois Lane : I'll let you know what they say. The gentlemen would like a large orange juice, chicken soup, and tea with lemon. You gotta take care of yourself, Smallville.

  Waitress : Yeah, you really don't look so good.