- The Toyman: Hello, boys.
- Johnny: Who's that?
- The Toyman: I'm ever so sorry to spoil your nice celebration, but I have a very important message for your boss, Mr. Mannheim. Please tell him the Toyman is calling time-out on his little games, and don't be tardy.
- 'Spider' Spinelli: Grab Pinocchio before he gets out!
- [the ball Toyman dropped hits one of the thugs]
- 'Spider' Spinelli: Johnny!
- [it begins to rebound, wreaking havoc]
- 'Spider' Spinelli: Let's get out of here!
- The Toyman: A childhood is a terrible thing to lose, Miss Lane. But I'm getting mine back - with a vengeance.
- The Toyman: I'm so glad you decided to stay, Ms. Lane. We're going to have a whole lot of fun.
- Lois Lane: Why me, Toyman?
- The Toyman: Because of those lies you wrote about me in your little paper. This time, I want you to get it right.
- The Toyman: Now the real fun begins. You're going to play... reporter! This time, I want you to take good notes.
- Bruno 'Ugly' Mannheim: [descended from the ceiling like a marionette] You just made the biggest mistake of your life, you miserable little freak! I mean it, Schott. I got friends. They'll find you!
- [Toyman's toy soldiers move forward and aim their rifles]
- Bruno 'Ugly' Mannheim: On the other hand, maybe we can make a deal.
- [Toyman blindfolds him]
- Bruno 'Ugly' Mannheim: Aah!
- The Toyman: No peeking now.
- Bruno 'Ugly' Mannheim: Please, don't!
- Lois Lane: You can't be serious.
- The Toyman: Deadly serious, Ms. Lane. Playtime is over. Ready... aim...
- [Lois pushes him out of the way]
- The Toyman: Hey!
- [she pushes over one toy soldier, which dominoes and knocks the others down]
- The Toyman: [picking up one of the toy rifles] Ahh! You broke my toys! You spoiled my fun!
- The Toyman: [waving a giant bubble-blowing wand] How does the saying go? Bubble, bubble, toil, and trouble.
- Bruno 'Ugly' Mannheim: Yeah, it's you, Winslow. Same creepy voice. I don't know how you came back from the dead, but it's gonna be a short visit.
- The Toyman: [the bubbles pop, releasing knockout gas, and Bruno falls to the ground] Ashes, ashes, we all fall down.
- Lois Lane: Enjoying a leisurely afternoon, or have you been listening to the police band again?
- Clark Kent: Actually, Perry assigned me the park opening. Why? What's up?
- Jimmy Olsen: You haven't heard about the Toyman?
- Clark Kent: Who?
- Lois Lane: Uh-uh. Nice try, Smallville, but this one's mine.
- Clark Kent: Still haven't heard from her?
- Jimmy Olsen: Uh-uh. You think something's wrong?
- Clark Kent: I don't know. First Mannheim's missing, now Lois. If I only knew what the link was between Mannheim and Toyman.
- Jimmy Olsen: You know, you can cross-index with this system, like the names "Mannheim" and "Toyman". You mind if I take a shot?
- Bruno 'Ugly' Mannheim: That creep made me into a laughingstock. How could you let him get so close?
- Thug: You wouldn't let us in the park, boss, remember?
- Thug: You was afraid we'd scare the kids.
- Bruno 'Ugly' Mannheim: He's out there, the slimy little weasel. Thinks he's gonna make me pay.
- [hearing the water bubbling]
- Bruno 'Ugly' Mannheim: What?
- [a giant toy duck emerges]
- Bruno 'Ugly' Mannheim: What are you waiting for? Shoot it.
- Thug: It's a big ducky.
- Bruno 'Ugly' Mannheim: Shoot it!
- Lois Lane: Read it and weep, Kent. It's all here: the attack on the armored car, the attack on Mannheim, and as a finishing touch, a preliminary profile on the perp by a noted police psychiatrist.
- Clark Kent: Based on what?
- Lois Lane: He uses toys as weapons. We're talking about a guy with very serious issues. Like the shrink says: an emotionally stunted, amoral narcissist with paranoid delusions desperately...
- The Toyman: [in his playhouse, reading the article] "... desperately seeking external validation through antisocial behavior."
- Clark Kent: [after saving Lois from Toyman as Superman] You sure you're okay?
- Lois Lane: Yeah. He was a sicko, Kent, but I can't help feeling sorry for him.
- Bruno 'Ugly' Mannheim: He was a loser, a walking freak show, like his old man. This is one funeral I'll skip.
- Cop: I'm not sure there's gonna be a funeral. My people still haven't found the body. However, they did find this.
- [showing them an evidence baggie containing the broken pieces of Toyman's mask]
- Superman: Little boys shouldn't play with sharp objects.
- The Toyman: Who invited you, Superman?
- Bruno 'Ugly' Mannheim: Superman? Superman, is that you?
- The Toyman: Don't think I haven't prepared a surprise for you. Here's something you can't break.
- Superman: [getting hit with a Play-Doh-like substance] Very funny, Toyman.
- [it starts to mutate and envelop him]
- Superman: Huh?
- The Toyman: Uh, maybe you should read the warning. Dopey Doh is a lethal biogenic organism. Contact with the skin can prove fatal. It won't stop growing until it asphyxiates its host. Not for children under three.
- Superman: [she approaches to help] Lois, no! Don't touch it!
- Lois Lane: What can I do?
- Superman: Get back. Find something to hide behind. Hurry!
- Johnny: It was... it was Toyman... calling t-t-time-out. T-Tell Bruno th-the Toyman.
- Jimmy Olsen: [taking pictures of the armored car] What a smash-up.
- Lois Lane: Odd thing. I heard it was parked at the time.
- Jimmy Olsen: Where, at a monster truck rally?
- Lois Lane: Look on the bright side, Spider. At least you look good in silver.
- 'Spider' Spinelli: Ms. Lane, excuse me if I don't shake hands.
- Lois Lane: So, what's the lowdown on this Toyman character? I hear he's got it in for your boss, Bruno Mannheim.
- 'Spider' Spinelli: Hey, what boss? I happen to be a independent agent.
- [being led away by a patrol officer]
- 'Spider' Spinelli: You're wasting your time, dollface. I'll see you in two to five.
- Jimmy Olsen: Where to now, Ms. Lane? The Planet?
- Lois Lane: Actually, I was thinking about a picnic in the park.
- The Toyman: You think you've got me, but I still get a free game.
- [flipping a switch on his remote control, wind-up cannonballs fall from the ceiling]
- Jimmy Olsen: Nothing yet.
- Clark Kent: Try cross-indexing "Mannheim" with just "toy."
- Jimmy Olsen: [getting a result] Hey, look at this.
- Clark Kent: "Toymaker sentenced to ten years."
- The Toyman: [in his playhouse, showing Lois a children's pop-up book] It's a very sad story, one most people have forgotten. Once upon a time, there was a kindly man who loved nothing more than making toys. He wanted to build the most wonderful toy factory in all the world, only he had no money to pay for it. Then one day, a man came along...
- [pulling a tab, devil's horns appear on Mannheim]
- The Toyman: ...a very bad man. He offered to pay for the factory under one condition.
- Clark Kent: [at the Planet] "The factory became the front for a numbers racket. Although Bruno Mannheim was named as a suspect, he was never indicted. Only the toymaker, Winslow Schott, was convicted."
- Jimmy Olsen: Sounds like Bruno played him for a patsy.
- Lois Lane: Mr. Mannheim, Lois Lane, Daily Planet. Any comments on this morning's armored car hijacking?
- Bruno 'Ugly' Mannheim: Why would I have a comment? I'm a legitimate businessman.
- Lois Lane: Of course. And you have no knowledge of someone calling himself the Toyman?
- Bruno 'Ugly' Mannheim: I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm a respected citizen. And I don't appreciate your little insinuations.
- Clark Kent: [seeing toy planes buzzing in the air, which arm real machine guns] Look out!
- Clark Kent: 2-1 Schott's our Toyman.
- Jimmy Olsen: I don't think so, Clark. Take a look.
- Clark Kent: His obituary.
- Jimmy Olsen: Poor guy. He died before making parole.
- Clark Kent: Yeah, but he had a survivor.