- Officer Jim Corrigan: [about a newspaper item reporing their case] Sounds like we just stood around with our hands, eh... in our pockets while Super Agent Twill did all the work.
- Carla Alvarez: At least he mentioned Tony...
- Sgt. T.J. Hooker: Yeah, well, for a guy like Twill that amounts to an epitaph.
- Sgt. T.J. Hooker: You just let me know any time you wanna get back in the harness, Junior.
- Officer Vince Romano: Hey, I'm ready, Hooker. I'm ready. Only... on account of my wound and all, the... doc says that I can't stand any aggravation.
- Sgt. T.J. Hooker: Aggravation, huh?
- Officer Vince Romano: Yeah, so... you won't mind keeping your voice down, and not calling me 'Junior' and stuff like that.
- Sgt. T.J. Hooker: No problem, Ju-
- [Romano puts on a finger]
- Officer Vince Romano: Romano, I know that you're a mature, responsible adult, who shouldn't be hanging around with frivolous people, which is why I told asked the DeFalco sisters never to call you again.
- Officer Vince Romano: Hooker, you didn't!
- Sgt. T.J. Hooker: Gotcha, Junior!