Tales from the Crypt (TV Series)

Food for Thought (1993)

Joan Chen: Connie

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• Zambini : Where were you?

  Connie : I had to get out. You were snoring like a fat stinkin' pig!

  Zambini : Oh, how you abuse me! And on this, the night of our greatest triumph!

• Zambini : [to Connie]  Now, Sultana, although your eyes are blindfolded can you tell me what my friend is wearing?

  Connie : He's wearing a... pair of dirty underwear.

• Twin #1 : Dirty underwear! That was rich, Connie. You really shut up that rube.

  Connie : It wasn't me. It was Zambini.

  Twin #1 : Yeah, right. Come on, Connie. We didn't pay no dime to see your act.

  Twin #2 : Why do you always pretend that Zambini's for real?

  Connie : Because he is.

  Emmet : Heh, right! She must think we're a bunch of rubes too.