Tales from the Crypt (TV Series)

Food for Thought (1993)

Phil Fondacaro: Emmet

Quotes 

• Johnny : Leave. Her. Alone.

  Emmet : I ain't hurtin' her. She's the dumb old gorilla anyway.

  Johnny : I said leave her alone. She's got enough troubles without you teasing her.

• Twin #1 , Twin #2 : [after seeing Emmet look at them naked in the shower]  Emmet!

  Emmet : I just won me a bet!

• Emmet : Damn! I hate these things. Hey, Nabonga. Want a peanut? Heh heh. What's the matter? Peanuts too good for you? HEY! I'm talking to you!

• Twin #1 : Dirty underwear! That was rich, Connie. You really shut up that rube.

  Connie : It wasn't me. It was Zambini.

  Twin #1 : Yeah, right. Come on, Connie. We didn't pay no dime to see your act.

  Twin #2 : Why do you always pretend that Zambini's for real?

  Connie : Because he is.

  Emmet : Heh, right! She must think we're a bunch of rubes too.