Tales from the Crypt (TV Series)

The Ventriloquist's Dummy (1990)

Don Rickles: Mr. Ingels, Ventriloquist

Quotes 

• Morty, the Ventriloquist's Dummy : [dialogue in the ventriloquist act of Morty & Ingels]  Look, if you're hungry, just order something. I hear the tongue sandwich is pretty good.

  Mr. Ingles, Ventriloquist : Well, I'll be very honest with you. I never eat anything that comes from an animal's mouth.

  Morty, the Ventriloquist's Dummy : Well, then, how 'bout some eggs?