Tales from the Crypt (TV Series)

What's Cookin' (1992)

John Kassir: Crypt Keeper

Quotes 

• Crypt Keeper : [upon pulling out a chef's eye]  Next time I book a table for 8 o'clock, Wolfgang, I expect to be seated at 8 o'clock! Yes, a good whine. Not a great whine, but locally groan, that's for sure. A pleasant enough boo-que. Almost reminds me of a good scream sherry! I hope you brought your appetites, kiddies, because tonight's tasteless tidbit is something I'm sure you'll savor. It's a real epi-gorian delight about a nice young couple who find the restaurant business a little hard to swallow. I call this adventure in fine dying "What's Cookin"

• Crypt Keeper : I suppose it's a little too late for Gaston to save face! Talk about a flesh in the pan.

  [laughs] 

  Crypt Keeper : I guess that's what happens when you butcher money where your mouth is.

  [laughs] 

  Crypt Keeper : As for me, kiddies, I say it's time for taps. Mmmm. 'Til next time, restaurateur in peace.

  [laughs]