That '70s Show (TV Series)

Somebody to Love (2005)

Ashton Kutcher: Michael Kelso

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• Michael Kelso : Hey, Sam, let me ask you a question about being a stripper: Can I see your boobs?

• Michael Kelso : [to Hyde]  So, if you're not gonna fire Randy and you're not gonna fire Leo, I have a question: Can I see your wife's boobs?

• Randy Pearson : What we need is a crazy way to get Hyde to the party...

  Michael Kelso : Wait a minute, I'm a COP!

  Randy Pearson : That's right - Fez and I can take him out in the El Camino, and you pull us over and arrest us, and take Hyde to the party in a police car!

  Michael Kelso : No, I left my gun at the playground!

  [Runs out in a panic]