Allan Royal: Lt. Col. Tom Barker

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• Lt. Col. Tom Barker : Well if it isn't Quincy Sullivan, purveyor of doom, gloom and sleaze.

• Lt. Col. Tom Barker : They look harmless, but try to remember they come from an advanced civilization. They're capable of untold horrors. Right, Wilson?

  Lt. Pat Wilson : That's right! Now remember, whatever you do don't damage them. We prefer to do our own dissections.

• Lt. Col. Tom Barker : Oh, yes, one other thing to remember - when they're not chasing mindless bimbos, they're stuffing their faces. You know, when one of them gets kind of turned on, the other one emits smoke.