Chris Leavins: Chris Todson

Quotes 

• Chris Todson : From now on, I park where I want, when I want. They probated Grandad's will last night.

  Benny Siedleman : And he left you curbside property?

  Chris Todson : Better. I scored his handicapped sticker.

• Marty Stephens : You know the building manager?

  Chris Todson : No.

  Marty Stephens : Little short guy. Curly hair.

  Chris Todson : Oh, yeah. The goof.

• Jim Swan : Marty's back.

  Chris Todson : Who cares? I've been hearing that all day.

  Marty Stephens : [standing right behind him]  Marty's back on the floor, Chris.

• Chris Todson : I had a disabled friend in high school

  OSC Investigator : I had a friend in high school who was an asshole.

  Chris Todson : [sputters]  Please, I'm not an asshole. I'm a nice guy. I just act like an asshole sometimes. I don't know why. I'm not gonna do it again. Please. This is all I've ever wanted to do.

  OSC Investigator : Well. Given your change in attitude and what Mr. Kemper has told me about you, I'd be quite willing to sweep this whole, unfortunate incident under the rug. Except...

  Chris Todson : Except what? What?

  OSC Investigator : If only you hadn't forgotten the one thing that all traders must live by. The cardinal rule that says...

  [He gets out of the wheelchair] 

  OSC Investigator : ...Marty's back!

• Chris Todson : I can't believe I didn't recognize the guy from accounting.