The Twilight Zone (TV Series)

Crazy as a Soup Sandwich (1989)

Robin Ward: Narrator

Quotes 

• Narrator : Oh, Arky, Arky. Poor Mr. Lochner. In that magical, mystical bookie parlor we call the Twilight Zone, there's an old, old, very old saying: "Making a deal with a demon is seriously crazy. But making a deal with a master of demons? Well, that's crazy as a soup sandwich."

• Narrator : As certain as death and taxes, we are told the meek will definitely inherit the earth. Perhaps, but not always. Consider, if you will, Mr. Arky Lochner, a well-known petty crook. Sidebar: six-for-fiver Shylock, registered coward and owner of a yellow streak so vivid it could be slathered on a hot dog. Now Mr. Lockner was written out of the will when the meek were guaranteed their inheritance. And just now, he's trying to avoid another kind of payoff - a soulful payoff in that off-track betting parlor we call... the Twilight Zone.