The Twilight Zone (TV Series)

If She Dies/Ye Gods (1985)

Robert Morse: Cupid (segment "Ye Gods")

Quotes 

• Cupid : [shoots him in the chest with an arrow]  That's for being such a self-obsessed0 jerk.

  [shoots another] 

  Cupid : And that's for wasting MY time.

  Todd Ettinger : [though Cupid turns toward the door, sees he's about to shoot again and protests but he does anyway]  Ahhh, oh - !

  Cupid : And that's because I... I just felt like it.