- Bobby Briggs: Is there anything I can do for you?
- Audrey Horne: How about taking me out for some ice cream?
- Bobby Briggs: Cup or cone?
- Audrey Horne: Cone. I like to lick.
- Catherine Packard Martell: Hello Harry.
- Sheriff Harry S. Truman: Forgive my saying so Catherine, but aren't you dead?
- Dale Cooper: Major, I'm going to take a moment here. I feel the call of nature. There's nothing quite like urinating out in the open air.
- FBI Agent Roger Hardy: Sheriff Truman, would you sit down? We'd like to ask you a few questions.
- Sheriff Harry S. Truman: I'll stand.
- FBI Agent Roger Hardy: Well, let me begin by saying that whatever Agent Cooper is guilty of will not be held against you. And your cooperation will be useful and greatly appreciated.
- Sheriff Harry S. Truman: If I understand the law correctly, you need extradtion papers in order to get a statement from me, Mountie King. And you need a subpoena from a judge, Agent Hardy. Now, unless you gentlemen have that paperwork, I suggest you take your cooperation and stuff it.
- FBI Agent Roger Hardy: [firm tone] That attitude will not serve you, or Agent Cooper.
- Sheriff Harry S. Truman: That's not an attitude. That's a promise. Agent Cooper is the finest lawman I've ever known. I've had nothing but respect for him since he arrived in Twin Peaks. Now, I don't know what information or evidence you have against Agent Cooper or where you got it from, but it is dead wrong.
- FBI Agent Roger Hardy: [cold tone] Thank you for your time.
- Sheriff Harry S. Truman: Help yourself to a coffee on your way out.